Here are some Beavis & Butthead Quotes...
"Whoa. Is this like the weather channel?" "Yeah,
eh heh heh, the forecast is partially cool." Beavis &
Butthead
"This is Joey Buttafuoco's theme song." Beavis &
Butthead (about Winger's "She's only 17")
"These guys are cool - for a bunch of mimes." Beavis
& Butthead (about Kiss)
"Drums, guitar and Death. They finally got it right."
Beavis & Butthead
"Bootsie!" "Yeah, Bootsie's cool. Huh,
huhhuhuh." "Bootsie! He's from outer space. Heh, henh,
henh,
henh." Beavis & Butthead
"Tattoos are cool." "Yeah, I wish I was born with
one." "You're not born with tattoos, dumbass. You get
them when you join the navy." Beavis & Butthead
"Is this satanic music?" "Naw. It's not cool
enough." Beavis & Butthead (about "Devil
Inside" by INXS)
"I like to blow up lizards." "Eh heh heh, yeah.
And I like to burn things." Beavis & Butthead
"Skulls are cool" - Butthead
"The future sucks. Change it." "I'm pretty cool
Beavis, but I cannot change the future." Beavis &
Butthead
"Beavis, I thought you were daddie's little cutie."
"Shut up Bunghole!" Beavis & Butthead (while
watching
Aerosmith's Ragdoll)
"That's not funny, dumbass!" Beavis & Butthead
"These guys are pretty cool - even though they're
sixty." Beavis & Butthead (about Aerosmith)
"I don't like video's that suck" Beavis & Butthead
"I'm there dude." Beavis & Butthead
"Hey Beavis. Guess where his hand's been." Beavis &
Butthead (about Germaine Jackson's video)
"You're a man? Eh heh heh, I don't think so."
"He's not even a boy." Beavis & Butthead (about Boy
George
video)
"Calm down Beavis. You're gonna soil your drawers."
Beavis & Butthead
"Where's the explosion?" "They never show the good
stuff." Beavis & Butthead
"Whoa! It's the President of England!" "Yeah, she
jams!" Beavis & Butthead (About Queen Elizabeth II)
"Whoa! We're there dude." Beavis & Butthead
"Hey Beavis, let's pretend we're dead." "Yeah, eh
heh heh, that would be cool." Beavis & Butthead
"Look, I'm strokin' my wiener." Beavis & Butthead
"These chicks look like guys." "Yeah. That one's
not wearin' a bra." Beavis & Butthead (about Nelson)
"Hey Butthead, do you think I'm beautiful?" Beavis
& Butthead
"If you're not a cartoon, Stove gass will kill you."
Beavis & Butthead (Disclaimer)
"College music sucks!" "Yeah. I guess it's only
cool, if you, like, go to college." Beavis & Butthead
"Everything I know, I learned from my Dad." "Yeah.
Me too." "Really? You both have the same dad?"
"We don't know. It's possible." Beavis & Butthead
"Hey Beavis, let's rock!" Beavis & Butthead
"I wish this video had some explosions." "That
would be cool." Beavis & Butthead
"I wish this video had some explosions. That would be
cool." "Heh heh henh hmm heh. It does have some
explosions. Heh henh hmm." "Fairies grant wishes. Huh
huh heh huh hunh." Beavis & Butthead
"Hey Beavis." "What?" "Your butt's weird
lookin'." "Shut up!" "Heh huh, kinda looks
like bologne." "Shut
up!" Beavis & Butthead
"He's smiling at you, Beavis." "Shut up,
Butthead!" Beavis & Butthead (about George Michael in
Wham
video)
"I hate words." "Words suck." "If I
wanted to read, I'd go to school." Beavis & Butthead
"Hammers are cool." "Yeah, I like to take hammers,
and just break stuff, just break stuff." Beavis &
Butthead
"She beat her carpet." "Yeah, we should do
that." "Yeah. It looks cool." Beavis &
Butthead
"He's got a hair stiffy!" Beavis & Butthead
"I peed in the gym once." "Really? Yer pretty cool
Beavis." Beavis & Butthead
"Hey Butthead, what is teenspirit?" "You mean you
don't know? Dude, then I'm not gonna tell you." Beavis
& Butthead
"This chainsaw is pretty cool. Pruning is cool." Beavis
& Butthead
"It's that dude! The Grim Rapper!" Beavis &
Butthead
"Rock! Rock dude!" Beavis & Butthead
"If you play this stuff backwards, it says 'This
sucks!'" Beavis & Butthead about INXS "The Devil
Inside"
"His teeth are whiter than white." Beavis &
Butthead (about the lead singer for Winger)
"This is like a James Bond movie." "Yeah. They
need that short guy, HandJob." "Heh heh heh, you said
'Job'." Beavis & Butthead
"Is this like an Irish Spring Commercial?" "A
might bit stronger than I care to be!" Beavis & Butthead
"Ah, such a manly soap!" "Ah, manly yes! But
Beavis likes it too! Heh heh heh eh he heh heh heh!"
"Shut
up Bunghole! I'll kick yer ass!" "Heh heh heh eh eh eh
heh heh heh" "Shut up, dumb ass!" Beavis &
Butthead
"You callin' me a liar?" "No ass-munch, I'm
callin' you a waste of bum wipe." Beavis & Butthead
"Hey, we could get Butthead to sit on a glass and
fart." "What's so scientific about that?"
"Nothin' until you
light it." Beavis & Butthead
"The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the
heat of the beat." "Whow! You're pretty smart,
Beavis." Beavis & Butthead
"You asswipe! I was about to have a wet dream!" Beavis
& Butthead
"Uhh, I have an injury." "You do?"
"Yeah, I have this great big crack in my butt." Beavis
& Butthead
"He complains too much." "You'd complain too if
you sucked!" Beavis & Butthead
"Today we're going to explore the world of hiku."
"We're going to explore the world of getting high?
Cool!"
"No, beavis, not *high* *cool*, hiku--the haunting japanese
form of 3 line poetry." Beavis and Mr Van
Driessen
"That was cool, huh huh when we killed that frog, huh huh it
won't croak again." Butthead's Hiku for class
"Huh huh, huh huh huh huh huh mmm, uh huh huh huh huh huh,
huh huh huh. Beavis' Hiku for class
"Very good! You both get A's for the day." Beavis and
Butthead: Mr Van Driessen about B&BH's Hiku
"Anything?" "Nope." "Are you sure you're
lickin' right? uhuhuh." "Uhuhuh, yeah." "I
don't get, it's
supposed to pack an awesome buzz." "Ptui! Hmmmmm,
tastes like chicken. Here toadie, toadie." Beavis &
Butthead licking a frog
"Are you the boys that spray-painted my dog?" "Uh,
no, that was some other guys, huh huh." Beavis &
Butthead
"Are your shakes made from ice cream and milk, or do you use
that reconstituted shake mix stuff?" "Yeah,
heh heh hmmh heh heh" "I asked you a question, are they
real or shake mix?" "Yeah, heh heh hmmh heh
heh" "Look, let me see your manager?" "Uh,
huh huh, I'm an assistant manager, is there something I can
help you with?" "I asked a simple question, are your
shakes real or made from shake mix?" "Uh, we have
vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry." Beavis & Butthead
"Uh... it's like free, I guess." "Heh heh, He's
gonna eat a fried mouse." "And bugs." "And
he's coming back
later!" "I know where there's a dead racoon!"
Beavis & Butthead
"I hate when mimes get in your face and don't say
anything." "Yeah, I usually kick them in the 'nads and
they say something. Usually it's ooh...unh...aahh." Beavis
& Butthead
"Try the morphine, it's excellent today." Beavis &
Butthead
"Okay boys, what do you have under your clothes?"
"Wouldn't you like to know." Butthead
"Is he talking about humping a hound? Huh huhuhuh huh."
"Heheh henh henh hmm heh. Yeah, that'd be cool.
Heh heh hmm henh." "It would?" Beavis &
Butthead
Background: (flush of a toilet) "Butthead! Butthead! Come
quick! Bare ass on TV!!" Beavis & Butthead
"Trunks are cool. I wish I had a trunk." "Yeah.
You could, like, fill a balloon with snot and throw it at
someone." "Yeah, and it would get in their hair and get
all sticky and they couldn't get it out." "Let's go buy
some balloons, dude." Beavis & Butthead
"I wonder how Axl Rose would feel if he got his ass kicked
by a couple of 14 year olds." "Yeah, that would
really suck. Getting your asses kicked by Kris Kross. Heh Hehheh,
henh hmm, heh, heh." Beavis &
Butthead
"Hunguhhunguhruhruhruhruhrurhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruh!!!!!!"
"Rurhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhrurh!!!!!!"
Beavis & Butthead (Butthead trying to sing
Ministry's "NWO")
"Hey look, he's wearin' a drive-thru headset! Maybe he works
at BurgerWorld!" "(picks up phone) Uhh,
hello? I'll take a quarter pounder and a dozen chicks in tight
shorts to go, please." "Heh
hehehehhehehheheheh heheheh." "(simultaneously) huh huh
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh huhuh." Beavis &
Butthead
"Mr. Buzzcut! Mr. Buzzcut!" "Yes, Butthead?"
"I can't do this assignment. I'm dietetic." Butthead
"We don't know how to take care of a baby." "Let's
give it a bath." "I'm gonna slap you around like a
red-headed step child." "Uh oh..." "You
drowned it." "We'll never get to see it grow up."
Beavis & Butthead
"And so it is with utmost regret that I must report that our
baby was stolen by gypsies in the night." "Yeah,
sorry about that. Heh heh." Beavis & Butthead
